Chris and Jane’s Place Zombie Gnomes {Review & Giveaway US Only}

Thank you to Chris and Jane’s Place for providing me with their Zombie Gnomes Collection, free of charge, for review.  These are my own honest opinions.

I must warn you now… avert your eyes!

The horrors I am about to speak of are so atrocious, so grotesque that your delicate sensibilities may never recover!

The end is near. The dead have risen and right now, at this very moment they are searching for you, and you alone! There is no place to hide.

Yes, we are under attack by Zombie Gnomes!! Bawahahahaha!

I LOVE IT!!

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Chris and Jane take such great care in making these wonderful Zombie Gnomes perfect for your garden. Each one is hand casted using a proprietary cement blend and hand painted to be perfectly grotesque. To keep them from fading in the sun and turning to mush in the rain and snow they use an all-purpose outdoor weather sealer to protect the paint.

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Meet Wyrick. He is one of the last survivors of the Zombie Gnome apocalypse. He is in search of his wife, Mayfield and their child. Hopefully he will find them one day at the edge of my garden in the azalea bush.

He is 6 1/2″ tall and fiercely noble. He is taking careful aim on the zombie menace that has torn his garden village apart and turned his neighbors into the walking dead.

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This is Patient Zero. It is believed that he was the first infected. He has been spreading the zombie virus to his neighbors and anyone he can sink his teeth into. His only objective…to eat flesh. He is perfectly horrible with half of his face and head missing and with only one arm he is still reaching for you. There is no escape!

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This is Legless Larry. With only one eye he is searching for the living and pulling himself along the ground with the intent and purpose of eating all things too slow to get away.

It is an epic battle of life and living death…will you survive? Bawahahahaha!

I really love these little guys. They have added a whimsical effect to my azalea garden. They would be perfect in a pot too so I may move them indoors after Halloween to keep them nice and warm for the winter. I can’t have Wyrick getting frost bite before he finds his beloved Mayfield.

I want to own them all. I really love all things zombie and these Zombie Gnomes are just perfect for a girl like me :)!

Chris and Jane have generously decided to participate in a giveaway…they are giving away Patient Zero.5! He is 10 1/2″ tall and he is the big brother of my Patient Zero. He was probably infected by his brother…how wonderful to keep it in the family…my sisters better watch it…bawahahahaha!

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I'm a SAHM to my son, Davey who is in preschool for half days 5 days a week. I am a writer, blogger, and brand ambassador. I have been blogging since the days of LiveJournal in the late 90s, and started Ahh~Mazing Reviews in January 2010. My favorite products to review are technology and electronics, items for the home, and toys for my son. You can contact me at Lisa@AhhMazingReviews.com. You can also check out my fitness blog, Don't Look Back - Don't Hold Back.

26 comments for “Chris and Jane’s Place Zombie Gnomes {Review & Giveaway US Only}

  1. DEBIJOT
    September 10, 2013 at 4:48 pm

    I like Mayfield the best.

  2. September 11, 2013 at 10:48 am

    Visited the site and I like Zombie Gnomes: Doomsday Dan

  3. September 12, 2013 at 1:07 pm

    Bye Bye Birdie is my all time favorite.

  4. Jessica Wyatt
    September 12, 2013 at 11:50 pm

    the zombie gnomes collection

  5. September 13, 2013 at 7:04 pm

    I love Bye Bye Birdie!

  6. xty cruz
    September 13, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    I like the Zombie Gnomes: Love a la Carte

  7. jessica
    September 14, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    I like the Zombie Gnomes: Doomsday Dan.

  8. Anne Perry
    September 15, 2013 at 11:43 pm

    I like the Zombie Gnomes: Doomsday Dan

  9. Tracy
    September 17, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    These are awesome! I need to get them for my father in law!!!

  10. Teresa C
    September 17, 2013 at 9:47 pm

    Bye Bye Birdie is my favorite

  11. Heather!
    September 18, 2013 at 9:47 pm

    Doomsday Dan is hilarious! I also love Fearless Fred.

  12. Teresa C
    September 19, 2013 at 9:54 am

    Oh my gosh, these are so cute and would look great in my front yard. We do a lot of Halloween decorating. I love Bye Bye Birdie

  13. Molly Arey
    September 20, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    I love the patient zero.5

  14. Leticia
    September 20, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    I love love love love Love a la Carte

  15. kerrie@mayansfamily.com
    September 22, 2013 at 7:31 am

    Zombie Gnomes – Lunch Break is my favorite

  16. September 23, 2013 at 7:09 pm

    hah, I like bye bye birdie.

  17. Laura Ellington
    September 24, 2013 at 6:51 am

    Lunch break

  18. melinda stephens
    September 24, 2013 at 8:25 am

    I like Doomsday Dan the best. I think he’s funny.

  19. September 24, 2013 at 8:32 am

    I love zombie gnomes!!! :0)

  20. September 24, 2013 at 9:32 am

    Doomsday Dan for sure.

  21. September 24, 2013 at 9:44 am

    Oh wow, these guys would be hanging out in my front yard all year ’round… I really can’t decide if I like Bye Bye Birdie, Doomsday Dan, or Love a la Carte the best though! I guess I’ll have to convince my husband to buy them all for me for Christmas this year! ;)

  22. Michelle Tucker
    September 24, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    Haha, I like the Zombie Gnomes: Doomsday Dan.

  23. Jason M
    September 24, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    I like Smithy’s Apprentice

  24. Sarah
    September 24, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    Gertrude Guts is pretty awesome!

  25. Ben
    September 24, 2013 at 7:43 pm

    Doomsday Dan :)

  26. JennyA
    September 24, 2013 at 9:38 pm

    Love the Doomsday Dan!!

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